Jake Oettinger: Certified Predators Exterminator | Episode 6089 | April 3rd, 2025
The Stars offense finally remembered hockey games are 60 minutes long—and promptly buried the Predators in the final 21. In this episode, Chris and James break down Dallas’ explosive 5–1 win over Nashville, fueled by actual effort, filthy passing plays, and yet another casually dominant performance from Jake Oettinger.
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We cover:
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The nightmare first period (featuring an invisible power play!)
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The turning point: Granlund’s slick deflection goal
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Wyatt Johnston’s ongoing art exhibit disguised as a goal streak
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Duchene’s elite playmaking and the resurgence of Marchment
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Jamie Benn’s Ironman streak ending and why that actually matters
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Defensive cleanup, spreading minutes, and Otter’s laser vision
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Biggest Winner / Biggest Loser (hint: poor Ananen never stood a chance)
Also, Ryan makes a brief cameo from the arena, confirming the green wave is real and dangerously loud. The Stars have now won 7 straight… and somehow, they’re just getting started.
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